Thursday, February 9, 2012

Christopher Atkins - Chapter 1: The Blue Lagoon

When it comes to Gods, Christopher Atkins is where it all began for me. I was 16 and had just bought the latest copy of Playboy magazine, the November 1980 issue, which contained the annual Sex In Cinema feature. I scanned the stills from the year's sexy films and when I got to the last page of the feature, glorious page 183, I saw the most stunning image I'd seen in my young life: Christopher Atkins sliding down a natural water slide with a giddy Brooke Shields behind him clutching his body. His wet body. His wet, bronzed body. His wet, bronzed, chiseled body. His wet, bronzed, chiseled, NAKED body! My heart pounded, as did my throbbing erection. I focused on his penis and I couldn't stop looking. It was so cute! I imagined it flopping around in his wet lap, framed by those gorgeous golden pubes. I wished that I was Brooke sitting behind him, although I would have been giving him a reach-around and an anal probe if I'd been that lucky! Oh, how I came that night...


Now, this was all very new for me. I'd never been attracted to a male before that. It wasn't a situation of realizing I was gay. I still loved females. I realized that I was bi-sexual at that moment. I went back through all of my dirty magazines and started seeking out the naked guys and sure enough, I was digging the penis. Rather than suppress it, I embraced my newfound stimulant. I soon had a sizable collection of dick pics to go along with my collection of pussy pics. To this day I love watching both men and women. But back to Atkins.


Sadly, I never got to see The Blue Lagoon on the big screen, as it was already gone from the theaters when I saw that glorious image of Christopher. It would be another two years before I had a VCR and was able to rent the video. What and experience THAT was! To finally see that gorgeous body in motion, and especially that penis! There it was, proudly wagging about as a naked Christopher swam around like a sexy merman. And the water slide scene! The image that had launched a thousand boners come to life, his sweet penis flopping around in his wet lap just as I had imagined it! It was SO worth the wait. I hate that I've never seen it on the big screen but with DVD and zoom feature, I can blow that puppy up and fill the entire screen with it. Now if they would just release it on Blu-ray. Come on, dammit!


In the mean time, I'm going to try to assemble the largest collection of Christopher Atkins penis pictures on the internet here. An homage to my favorite penis in the whole world! More to come...



The image that launched a thousand boners!



If I was Brooke, I'd be giving him a reach-around!





I don't like seafood but I'd TOTALLY eat THAT!











































Perfection...


Next up, Playgirl and A Night In Heaven

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